I cannot date a meat eater, or anyone who wears real leather or fur
I cannot date a girl who shaves or wears makeup on a regular basis
I cannot date a guy who thinks girls should shave or wear makeup
I cannot date anyone who is shallow or judgemental toward anyone
I cannot date someone who enjoys gossip at someone else’s expense
I cannot date anyone who feels like they have to impress everyone they ecounter
I cannot date someone who doesn’t see the obvious flaws in our government
I cannot date anyone who is quiet or timid
I cannot date anyone who is anything but body positive
I cannot date anyone who isn’t willing to fight for what they believe
I cannot date someone who is unable to see the endless beauty of mother nature
I cannot date someone that thinks shoplifting from big corporations is wrong
I cannot date someone who doesn’t smoke weed
I cannot date anyone who agrees with capitalism, or thinks communism is evil
I cannot date someone who spends a lot of time on their appearance
I cannot date someone who doesn’t take as much pleasure in art as I do
I cannot date someone who doesn’t love sex as much as I do
I cannot date someone who takes human emotions lightly, or refuses to show or talk about emotions
I cannot date someone who doesn’t understand the healing powers of music
I cannot date someone who drinks a lot
I cannot date someone who will kill a spider in their house, rather than setting it free
I cannot date someone who isn’t willing to get arrested for a good cause
I cannot date someone who is all talk
I cannot date someone who will get annoyed with my constant animal rights rants

My ridiculous standards are the buildng blocks of my castle of solitude.

I’m guessing no one actually read this, but that’s alright, it’s mostly just for myself.